TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-08-25
APPROVED
Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"
Strength70
Speed95
Endurance75
Technique80
Molecular Density2.3
Existential Dread65
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" VS Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger
95Strength
65Speed
88Endurance
75Technique
4.2Molecular Density
10Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Violence concluded.
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