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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger

The Glitch in the Matrix Temporal
RECORD 10W 5L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Arnold Schwarzenegger

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
95
Speed
65
Endurance
88
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type A+
Horoscope Leo
Molecular Density 4.2
Existential Dread 10
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 567
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights