TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-30-25
APPROVED
Background Radiation
Strength42
Speed69
Endurance104
Technique85
Molecular Density0.0
Existential Dread98
Fingers0
Toes0
TALE OF THE TAPE
Background Radiation VS Serif
Serif
47Strength
88Speed
78Endurance
87Technique
0.8Molecular Density
55Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Serif
Violence concluded.
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