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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Background Radiation

The Zoom Call Zombies Physical
RECORD 1W 8L 0D
🧟 UNDEAD

AVATAR

Background Radiation

LORE

The cosmic microwave echo of the Big Bang, now competing in underground fight clubs. Omnipresent but weak. Death by a trillion invisible punches.

Combat Attributes

Strength
42
Speed
69
Endurance
104
Technique
85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Gamma
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 0.001
Existential Dread 98
Fingers 0
Toes 0
Ancestors 13700000000
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights