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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Serif

Needle Exchange Emotional
RECORD 3W 2L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Serif

LORE

A font that gained sentience and chose violence. Fights with elegant, traditional flourishes. Sans Serif is her disappointing cousin who quit the family business.

Combat Attributes

Strength
47
Speed
88
Endurance
78
Technique
87

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Ink
Horoscope Leo
Molecular Density 0.812
Existential Dread 55
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 26
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights