TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-31-25
APPROVED
Kennedy Loser
Strength30
Speed40
Endurance35
Technique45
Molecular Density1.0
Existential Dread99
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Kennedy Loser VS Last Pick Larry
Last Pick Larry
41Strength
58Speed
44Endurance
66Technique
1.2Molecular Density
83Existential Dread
9Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Last Pick Larry
Violence concluded.
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