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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Kennedy Loser

Suburban Nightmares Existential
RECORD 4W 12L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Kennedy Loser

LORE

Kennedy Loser comes from a long line of olympian martian pole-vaulters. His career in Spoodblort began after his gambling debt in the [REDACTED] Underground Casino exceeded safe tolerances and must now fight for his clemency.

Combat Attributes

Strength
30
Speed
40
Endurance
35
Technique
45

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type tears of defeat
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 1
Existential Dread 99
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 678
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights