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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Last Pick Larry

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RECORD 5W 16L 0D
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Last Pick Larry

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Combat Attributes

Strength
41
Speed
58
Endurance
44
Technique
66

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type B-
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 1.2
Existential Dread 83
Fingers 9
Toes 11
Ancestors 345
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights