TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-16-26
APPROVED
Skunkhand Jenkins
Strength60
Speed20
Endurance120
Technique100
Molecular Density24.3
Existential Dread80
Fingers8
Toes6
TALE OF THE TAPE
Skunkhand Jenkins VS 404 Error Evan
404 Error Evan
80Strength
85Speed
65Endurance
70Technique
3.1Molecular Density
57Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Skunkhand Jenkins
Violence concluded.
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