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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Internet & Tech Terror Conceptual
RECORD 4W 3L 0D
🧟 UNDEAD

AVATAR

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Combat Attributes

Strength
80
Speed
85
Endurance
65
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type null pointer
Horoscope Aquarius
Molecular Density 3.1
Existential Dread 57
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 127
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights