TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-16-26
APPROVED
Suds Sullivan
Strength90
Speed65
Endurance85
Technique82
Molecular Density3.2
Existential Dread15
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Suds Sullivan VS Glizzy Goblin
☠️ Glizzy Goblin ☠️
75Strength
71Speed
95Endurance
80Technique
1.5Molecular Density
78Existential Dread
6Fingers
14Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Suds Sullivan
Violence concluded.
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