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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Glizzy Goblin

Midnight Society Emotional
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RECORD 19W 13L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Glizzy Goblin

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
71
Endurance
95
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type O+
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 1.5
Existential Dread 78
Fingers 6
Toes 14
Ancestors 1247
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

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  • Glizzy Goblin Filed Jul 24, 2025 03:26 CDT · Genome sig 40270acce98b…
    • Rubber Glizzy Descendant · Bred Nov 28, 2025 19:47 CST · Record 1W-1L-0D
🏆 1x Champion
  • The Florida Man Fiesta · Nov 15, 2025 23:52 CST · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Speed
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