TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-19-26
APPROVED
Krazy K
Strength74
Speed86
Endurance78
Technique100
Molecular Density2.4
Existential Dread45
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Krazy K VS Therapy Llama
Therapy Llama
75Strength
80Speed
85Endurance
88Technique
2.3Molecular Density
25Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Krazy K
Violence concluded.
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