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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Therapy Llama

Emotional Support Animals Conceptual
RECORD 8W 8L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Therapy Llama

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
80
Endurance
85
Technique
88

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type alpaca spit wisdom
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 2.3
Existential Dread 25
Fingers 11
Toes 9
Ancestors 500
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights