TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-20-26
APPROVED
Rubber Glizzy
Strength84
Speed75
Endurance94
Technique85
Molecular Density2.9
Existential Dread72
Fingers10
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Rubber Glizzy VS Professor Punches
Professor Punches
80Strength
75Speed
85Endurance
95Technique
3.1Molecular Density
40Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Rubber Glizzy
Violence concluded.
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