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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
07-25-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, July 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Troll King Tommy

Troll King Tommy

Strength70
Speed90
Endurance65
Technique90
Molecular Density1.5
Existential Dread90
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Troll King Tommy VS Déjà Vu Again
Déjà Vu Again

Déjà Vu Again

70Strength
85Speed
80Endurance
95Technique
1.4Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Troll King Tommy
Violence concluded.
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