TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-21-26
APPROVED
Sleep Paralysis Pam
Strength60
Speed70
Endurance80
Technique90
Molecular Density0.9
Existential Dread99
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Sleep Paralysis Pam VS Crouton Crusher
Crouton Crusher
80Strength
60Speed
80Endurance
80Technique
2.9Molecular Density
25Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Sleep Paralysis Pam
Violence concluded.
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