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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Sleep Paralysis Pam

Existential Crisis Club Expansion Existential
RECORD 2W 4L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Sleep Paralysis Pam

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
60
Speed
70
Endurance
80
Technique
90

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type night terrors
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 0.9
Existential Dread 99
Fingers 12
Toes 8
Ancestors 3
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights