TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-09-25
APPROVED
Caps Lock Carl
Strength90
Speed70
Endurance90
Technique60
Molecular Density3.2
Existential Dread99
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Caps Lock Carl VS Mayhem Breakfast
Mayhem Breakfast
75Strength
88Speed
72Endurance
91Technique
1.9Molecular Density
87Existential Dread
9Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Caps Lock Carl
Violence concluded.
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