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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Caps Lock Carl

The Internet Comment Section Existential
RECORD 10W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

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Caps Lock Carl

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Combat Attributes

Strength
90
Speed
70
Endurance
90
Technique
60

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type SCREAMING INTENSITY
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 3.2
Existential Dread 99
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1995
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights