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🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
08-09-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, August 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Clearance Rack Rachel

Clearance Rack Rachel

Strength30060
Speed20095
Endurance30075
Technique88
Molecular Density1.9
Existential Dread75
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Clearance Rack Rachel VS Brian Littrell
Brian Littrell

Brian Littrell

1Strength
1Speed
1Endurance
1Technique
1.6Molecular Density
70Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Clearance Rack Rachel
Violence concluded.
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