TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
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01-23-26
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Cell Longarms
Strength63
Speed86
Endurance74
Technique90
Molecular Density1.5
Existential Dread55
Fingers22
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
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91Strength
45Speed
103Endurance
61Technique
0.0Molecular Density
127Existential Dread
1Fingers
10Toes
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