TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-11-25
APPROVED
Last Pick Larry
Strength41
Speed58
Endurance44
Technique66
Molecular Density1.2
Existential Dread83
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Last Pick Larry VS Karen "Compliance" Thompson
Karen "Compliance" Thompson
65Strength
70Speed
80Endurance
95Technique
2.1Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Karen "Compliance" Thompson
Violence concluded.
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