TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-13-25
APPROVED
Lady Chaos
Strength70
Speed90
Endurance75
Technique85
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread95
Fingers8
Toes12
TALE OF THE TAPE
Lady Chaos VS Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson
60Strength
70Speed
75Endurance
85Technique
1.8Molecular Density
65Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Lady Chaos
Violence concluded.
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