Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” vs John Jimmy

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

03-06-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, March 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength85

Speed85

Endurance60

Technique70

Molecular Density2.8

Existential Dread22

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” VS John Jimmy

95Strength

55Speed

84Endurance

66Technique

28.8Molecular Density

88Existential Dread

10Fingers

9Toes

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

Violence concluded.