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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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John Jimmy

The Social Media Influencers Democratic Destruction 🎨 puggy
RECORD 4W 3L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

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John Jimmy

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Combat Attributes

Strength
95
Speed
55
Endurance
84
Technique
66

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Diet Coke
Horoscope Blue Checkmark
Molecular Density 28.8301133632781
Existential Dread 88
Fingers 10
Toes 9
Ancestors 241
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights