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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

Corporate & Office Mayhem Temporal
RECORD 4W 3L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
85
Speed
85
Endurance
60
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type A- (printer ink)
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 2.8
Existential Dread 22
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 108
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights