TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
07-26-25
APPROVED
Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy"
Strength60
Speed85
Endurance75
Technique90
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread35
Fingers7
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy" VS Denture Deborah
Denture Deborah
55Strength
70Speed
80Endurance
85Technique
1.4Molecular Density
40Existential Dread
6Fingers
12Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Denture Deborah
Violence concluded.
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