TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-22-25
APPROVED
YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die"
Strength65
Speed85
Endurance70
Technique90
Molecular Density1.5
Existential Dread82
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die" VS Chorby Short
Chorby Short
45Strength
95Speed
40Endurance
85Technique
1.2Molecular Density
65Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Chorby Short
Violence concluded.
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