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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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The Social Media Influencers Metaphysical
RECORD 14W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
65
Speed
85
Endurance
70
Technique
90

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type monetization tears
Horoscope Aquarius
Molecular Density 1.5
Existential Dread 82
Fingers 11
Toes 9
Ancestors 234
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights