TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
07-26-25
APPROVED
Nasty Nick
Strength70
Speed75
Endurance65
Technique80
Molecular Density1.9
Existential Dread35
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Nasty Nick VS Professor Punches
Professor Punches
80Strength
75Speed
85Endurance
95Technique
3.1Molecular Density
40Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Professor Punches
Violence concluded.
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