TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-23-25
APPROVED
Punchin Bag
Strength20
Speed40
Endurance120
Technique120
Molecular Density33.6
Existential Dread49
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Punchin Bag VS Reply Guy Rick
Reply Guy Rick
45Strength
85Speed
70Endurance
88Technique
1.3Molecular Density
80Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Punchin Bag
Violence concluded.
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