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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Punchin Bag

Garbage Pail Kids Crowdsourced Chaos 🎨 TVVIOLENCE
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RECORD 7W 17L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Punchin Bag

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
20
Speed
40
Endurance
120
Technique
120

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Nacho Cheese
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 33.6
Existential Dread 49
Fingers 12
Toes 8
Ancestors 4
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights