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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
08-23-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, August 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Baiten Switch

Baiten Switch

Strength40
Speed75
Endurance75
Technique110
Molecular Density5.8
Existential Dread85
Fingers0
Toes25
TALE OF THE TAPE
Baiten Switch VS Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer"
Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer"

Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer"

45Strength
40Speed
95Endurance
98Technique
1.1Molecular Density
25Existential Dread
8Fingers
9Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Baiten Switch
Violence concluded.
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