TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-25-25
APPROVED
Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer"
Strength45
Speed40
Endurance95
Technique98
Molecular Density1.1
Existential Dread25
Fingers8
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer" VS BO BAX JR FACT
BO BAX JR FACT
60Strength
100Speed
60Endurance
80Technique
38.9Molecular Density
92Existential Dread
9Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
BO BAX JR FACT
Violence concluded.
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