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An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer"

The Retirement Home Raiders Metaphysical
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RECORD 11W 13L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer"

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
45
Speed
40
Endurance
95
Technique
98

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type arthritis cream
Horoscope Pisces
Molecular Density 1.1
Existential Dread 25
Fingers 8
Toes 9
Ancestors 4567
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights