TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-26-25
APPROVED
Manager Summoner Mike
Strength50
Speed60
Endurance55
Technique79
Molecular Density2.6
Existential Dread85
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Manager Summoner Mike VS Bob Ross
Bob Ross
41Strength
48Speed
104Endurance
116Technique
1.2Molecular Density
5Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Manager Summoner Mike
Violence concluded.
🔐 AUTHENTICATION REQUIRED
Authenticate via Discord to access violence wagering systems