TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-27-25
APPROVED
Déjà Vu Again
Strength70
Speed85
Endurance80
Technique95
Molecular Density1.4
Existential Dread88
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Déjà Vu Again VS Meatball Massacre Mike
Meatball Massacre Mike
90Strength
70Speed
85Endurance
80Technique
3.4Molecular Density
45Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Déjà Vu Again
Violence concluded.
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