TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-02-25
APPROVED
Reply Guy Rick
Strength32
Speed74
Endurance59
Technique73
Molecular Density1.3
Existential Dread80
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Reply Guy Rick VS Professor Punches
Professor Punches
97Strength
86Speed
99Endurance
103Technique
3.1Molecular Density
40Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Professor Punches
Violence concluded.
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