TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-02-25
APPROVED
Suds Sullivan
Strength101
Speed78
Endurance101
Technique92
Molecular Density3.2
Existential Dread15
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Suds Sullivan VS PTA Meeting Patricia
PTA Meeting Patricia
53Strength
71Speed
57Endurance
82Technique
2.0Molecular Density
82Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Suds Sullivan
Violence concluded.
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