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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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PTA Meeting Patricia

Suburban Nightmares Emotional
RECORD 9W 11L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

PTA Meeting Patricia

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
65
Speed
85
Endurance
70
Technique
92

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type fundraising fury
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 2
Existential Dread 82
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 234
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights