TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-05-25
APPROVED
Boiling Singularity Vapors
Strength131
Speed113
Endurance35
Technique71
Molecular Density8.1
Existential Dread100
Fingers17
Toes3
TALE OF THE TAPE
Boiling Singularity Vapors VS Punchin Bag
Punchin Bag
9Strength
29Speed
101Endurance
110Technique
33.6Molecular Density
49Existential Dread
12Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Boiling Singularity Vapors
Violence concluded.
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