TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-06-25
APPROVED
Wikipedia Rabbit Hole
Strength65
Speed75
Endurance80
Technique98
Molecular Density1.6
Existential Dread90
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Wikipedia Rabbit Hole VS BO BAX JR FACT
BO BAX JR FACT
60Strength
100Speed
60Endurance
80Technique
38.9Molecular Density
92Existential Dread
9Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
BO BAX JR FACT
Violence concluded.
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