TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-06-25
APPROVED
Howie Dorough
Strength40
Speed65
Endurance55
Technique82
Molecular Density1.4
Existential Dread85
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Howie Dorough VS Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson
98Strength
85Speed
80Endurance
70Technique
2.9Molecular Density
25Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Mike Tyson
Violence concluded.
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