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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Howie Dorough

Entropy United Emotional
RECORD 7W 16L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Howie Dorough

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Combat Attributes

Strength
40
Speed
65
Endurance
55
Technique
82

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type B-
Horoscope Leo
Molecular Density 1.4
Existential Dread 85
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 567
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights