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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Cookie Consent Karen

Internet & Tech Terror Emotional
RECORD 1W 2L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

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Combat Attributes

Strength
71
Speed
75
Endurance
76
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type cookie dough (3rd-party)
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 2.3
Existential Dread 58
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 42
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights