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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Paul McCartney

Napster Temporal
RECORD 8W 12L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Paul McCartney

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
55
Speed
75
Endurance
80
Technique
92

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type B+
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 2.1
Existential Dread 25
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 567
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights