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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Flat Eric

Custom Fighters Collaborative Carnage 🎨 bluscone
RECORD 0W 1L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Flat Eric

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
85
Speed
75
Endurance
70
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type O+
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 64.94634313814274
Existential Dread 39
Fingers 10
Toes 8
Ancestors 318
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights