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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Custom Fighters Chaos Agent 🎨 guwap
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RECORD 5W 4L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

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LORE

a rare parisian cat-slug with a russian accent

Combat Attributes

Strength
87
Speed
60
Endurance
76
Technique
77

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type AB-
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 96.69609250528963
Existential Dread 56
Fingers 13
Toes 12
Ancestors 299
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights