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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
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💰 Violence Credits
1000000
📅 Chaos Initiation
July 29, 2025
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Violence Statistics
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Active Bets
0
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Total Bets
6
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Win Rate
83.3%
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Win/Loss Ratio
5.00
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Net Profit
-171003
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Avg Bet Size
604833
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Chaos Inventory
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Combat License lvl 1
×1
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Fighter Curse
×30
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MVP Player lvl 1
×1
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Sacrifice to the Gods
×1
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